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Relax mind…Relax Body February 21, 2006

Posted by Barkah in daily doze.
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Relax mind
Relax body
Relax bowels
Relax.
Do not fall over.
You are a cloud.
You are raining.
Do not rain
While train
Is standing at a station.
Move with the wind.
Apologise where necessary.

Taken from the “Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory
by Grunthos the Flatulent, the poetmaster of the Azgoths of Kria, writers of the second worst poetry in the universe.

Appear in Douglas Adam’s, “The Hitchikers GUide To Galaxy

Nasionalisme bukan kata kotor, lho. February 20, 2006

Posted by Barkah in daily doze.
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Obrolan antara dua orang Indonesia, sebut saja nama mereka Markaban dan Rukmini, di suatu siang di kantin Halliburton, UTP :

markaban : Kalo udah lulus loe mo kerja dimane?
rukmini : Hmm, yang jelas ngga di Indonesia.
markaban :Knapa?

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